COMPUTA Make This Guy Gay

COMPUTA Make This Guy Gay Bumper Sticker COMPUTA. MAKE THIS GUY GAY. An extremely reasonable request for an extremely powerful machine. This bumper sticker features a sunglasses-wearing dog in a headset staring nobly into the Windows XP abyss while humanity issues its most important technological command yet. No follow-up questions. No loading bar. Just COMPUTA. Funny Bumper Sticker for Advanced Computing This funny sticker is for anyone who remembers when computers were large beige rectangles, the internet made horrible noises, and apparently every machine possessed untapped homosexual capabilities. At approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, the rectangular design is large enough to be read from behind your car, where unsuspecting commuters can contemplate what exactly the computa is doing to this guy. Choose the bumper sticker version for permanent-ish vehicular nonsense, or grab it as a magnet if you prefer your demands to modern technology to remain removable. Weatherproof Sticker Built for Outdoor Nonsense Our premium vinyl makes this a weatherproof sticker designed to survive rain, sun, road grime, splashes, and normal car-wash activity. It’s waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and made for smooth, glossy surfaces. Clean the surface with water, let it dry completely, then apply your vinyl sticker from the center outward. Avoid textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics, which can be tiny adhesion goblins regardless of how nice the vinyl is. Car Magnet Option for Commitment Issues Prefer a car magnet? Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with extra-thick 30 mil magnets available for colder climates and aggressive wind situations. Important: magnets require actual metal. Many newer bumpers are plastic, because apparently cars hate fun now. Test your vehicle with another magnet before ordering. Doors, trunks, and side panels are often better options. Remove magnets before automatic car washes and during extreme weather for maximum longevity. Buy 2, Get 1 Free One COMPUTA bumper sticker is a statement. Three is infrastructure. Our Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal applies automatically. Add 3 items and the third is free. Add 6, get 2 free. Add 9, get 3 free. Keep going until somebody intervenes. Each piece is handmade in Washington, so sizing may vary slightly. Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days, and we ship worldwide. Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic. Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity. For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram — we post the good stuff there first.