Comfort Colors® "All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once" T-Shirt – Funny Mushroom Foraging Tee, Sarcastic Botanist Graphic Shirt, Dark Humor Cottagecore Gift
🌿🍄 "A hilarious, tongue-in-cheek warning for adventurous foragers." Serve up the absolute perfect blend of botanical science and pitch-black comedy with our "All Plants Are Edible Some Only Once" Comfort Colors® T-Shirt. Featuring a gorgeously detailed, vintage-style cottagecore graphic illustration of wild mushrooms, dangerous herbs, and elegant woodland foliage, this shirt delivers a witty punchline hidden inside an upscale aesthetic. It’s the definitive Funny Foraging Graphic Tee for the 2026 outdoor and lifestyle seasons, masterfully subverting traditional, overly sweet gardening merchandise with a heavy dose of deadpan academic humor. Whether you are hitting the hiking trails in search of wild fungi, tending to your backyard greenhouse, or simply introducing a quirky vibe to your favorite neighborhood coffee shop, this top guarantees knowing chuckles from fellow plant lovers. Printed on the world-class Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed blank, this heavyweight cotton tee guarantees the premium, heavy-duty build and signature "lived-in" softness required for rough outdoor adventures and lazy indoor afternoons alike. The specialized Garment-Dyed Finish infuses the fabric with a beautifully muted, sun-faded heritage wash appearance—looking exceptionally high-end in earthy lifestyle tones like Moss, Khaki, Pepper, and Terracotta—giving the intricate line-art botanical graphic an authentic, thrifted boutique feel. Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, it offers a relaxed, boxy silhouette that styles seamlessly with utility cargo shorts, relaxed linen pants, or layered underneath a cozy denim jacket. This Sarcastic Botanist Gift is a must-have milestone piece for anyone who loves nature but respects its boundaries. 🧵 Key Features: Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one. Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look. Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette. Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear. Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing. Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Production Note: Print size and color may vary slightly. Why You’ll Love It: Because it’s Cottagecore Aesthetics with an Edge. This graphic layout taps flawlessly into the massive 2026 "Dark Academy & Moody Mushroom" Trend, completely replacing plain textbook sketches with witty, conversational art that people love to stop and read. It makes an incredible Gag Gift for Mycology Students, Hikers, and Herbalists, a standout choice for an outdoor nature club outfit, or a unique conversation starter for your casual graphic clothing rotation. The Comfort Colors Quality ensures that the thick, premium fabric stays plush and the detailed vintage plant print remains perfectly crisp and vibrant through every wash cycle. Grab Yours Now: Ready to add some sharp wit to your plant collection? Select your favorite sun-faded vintage hue, add the "Some Only Once" Botanical Comfort Colors Tee to your cart today, and explore the wild in style!
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