USA 250 Years of Badass & Unisex classic tee

U·S·A 1776–2026 — 250 Years of Badass (Yeah, We Said It) Some shirts whisper. This one shows up, cracks a beer, and makes eye contact. Featuring a no-nonsense raccoon rocking full patriotic drip (because of course it is), this tee celebrates 250 years of freedom, fireworks, and doing things the hard way—just like you remember. Perfect for backyard BBQs, questionable life advice, and reminding everyone that you survived the ‘80s and ‘90s without Google. It’s bold, it’s a little sarcastic, and it absolutely does not apologize—kind of like your generation. Throw it on, stand a little straighter, and let the shirt do the talking. Or don’t. You never needed instructions anyway. The Specs (because details still matter): The 100% cotton unisex classic tee helps you land that clean, structured look—no fuss, no nonsense. It sits right, holds its shape, and pairs perfectly with whatever you call “going out” these days. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Fine Print (because life has it): • White may look a little off-white. Relax, it’s character. • Natural color includes dark speckles. Think of it as texture, not a flaw. Bottom line: If you get it, you get it. If you don’t… well, that sounds like a you problem. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58