Wankernomics Lanyard - Meetings

Are you sick of being in meetings you barely understand? Introducing the ultimate tool to win at meetings without actually knowing anything that's going on. The Wankernomics meetings cheat sheet allows you to confidently attend as many meetings as you need, without the risk of taking on extra work or responsibilities. The Meetings Cheet Sheet is printed on a high quality PVC card that is the same size as a standard swipe card or ID, which means you can walk around all day with these useful and informative cheat sheets hanging around your neck, ready to use whenever you find yourself totally out of your depth. Plus each card comes with an extra-subtle, bright orange Wankernomics-branded lanyard, which will signal to fellow work colleagues in the know, that you're senior management material. Specifications: Meetings Cheat Sheet: 90mm x 60mm Lanyard: 900mm x 20mm Made in China Individually wrapped, you can buy just one, or if you're feeling particularly out of your depth, splurge on all three with the Lanyards 3-pack. It's the perfect gift for a colleague that you're socially required to give a gift to, even though you have no idea what they would want.