Everyone’s talking about Artificial Intelligence. We’re more interested in Actual Intelligence. Turns out the most valuable model isn’t the one trained on billions of internet pages. It’s the one trained on experience, judgment, common sense, and occasionally touching the hot stove exactly once. Experience still has the highest quality dataset. Classic dad cap embroidered with “Actual Intelligence” on the front and “Trained on consequences” on the back. One size fits most - Adjustable with buckle closure.