CXFFEE WAS DISCOVERED IN AFRICA TEE

The historical receipt. "Discovered" is the colonizer's verb. Vienna didn't get coffee until 1683. Italy didn't get espresso until 1900. The Oromo had it for centuries before either of them wrote it down — and the 9th-century Sufi order of Ali ibn Umar al-Shadhili was using it for religious wakefulness long before it was commerce. The tee names the date. Drop #5 of the Friday Drops 2026 — 72hr preorder, ships following week. Available till June 7th