The Locust "Plague Soundscapes" LP

AIDED BY ALEX NEWPORT'S CLEAN, CONFIDENT PRODUCTION, THIS RECORD CRAMS 23 SONGS INTO JUST AROUND THE SAME AMOUNT OF MINUTES -- PILING UNPREDICTABLE, SPLIT-SECOND CHANGES, BLASTS OF 2-SECOND-LONG SPACE-RIFFS, AND LUPINE SCREAMS ONTO SPAZZED-OUT KEYBOARDS THAT SOUND TOTALLY INHUMAN AND STRANGELY ORGANIC. IT'S NERVY AND SINUOUS AND, ABOVE ALL ELSE, UNCOMFORTABLY APOCALYPTIC -- WHICH MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE NOW, CONSIDERING THE TEMPER OF THE TIMES WHEN IT WAS RECORDED. WELCOME TO THE BEGINNING OF THE END. HERE'S YOUR SOUNDTRACK. TRACK LISTING: 01. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form 02. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 03. Solar Panel Asses 04. Live From The Russian Compound 05. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us 06. Wet Dream War Machine 07. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here 08. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap? 09. Teenage Mustache 10. How To Become A Virgin 11. Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better 12. Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet 13. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures' 14. Practiced Hatred 15. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants 16. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office 17. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears 18. Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft? 19. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch 20. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur 21. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again 22. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed 23. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes