"Friends Don't Let Friends" Tee

If there's one good thing about shame, it's being able to deploy it in benign ways to manipulate people away from bad behavior. Never underestimate the power of side-eyeing your friend after hearing how they "just couldn't turn down the job" to go work for a company that manufactures weapons and surveillance equipment. You used to be such an idealist, Bryce. What happened to the guy I knew who once told me he wanted to work for a non-profit? Material & Other Specs (T-shirt): Printed locally in Washington D.C. on Los Angeles Apparel Screen-printed front 6.1 oz./sq. yd. 100% cotton Slightly oversized fit (Recommended you order your normal size) Machine wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors Hang dry S M L XL XXL Body Length 26.5" 27.5" 29.25" 30.75" 31.5" Chest Width 17.5" 19.5" 21.25" 23" 25" Material & Other Specs (Baby Tee): Printed locally in Washington D.C. on Los Angeles Apparel Screen-printed front 100% cotton (expect to shrink 7% in the wash) Stretches two times its size Machine wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors Hang dry XS S M L XL XXL Body Length 17.5" 18" 18.5" 19" 19.5" 20" Chest Width 13" 13.5" 14.5" 15.5" 16.5" 17.5"