Freak Sheet Waterproof Blanket in Luxury Plush Fleece

Why be a freak in the sheets when you can be a freak on the sheet? Introducing the Freak Sheet: Luxury Plush Fleece Edition. The blanket that keeps your secrets. Plush, oversized, and impossibly soft, she looks every bit the innocent living-room throw… until she's called up for active duty. Neutral tones and a two-ply build mean she blends in by day and shows up by night. Sweat-proof, squirt-proof, and whatever-else-proof, she shrugs off the mess so you don't have to. Fully machine-washable, endlessly cosy, and ready to go again. And again. And again. Looks like a throw. Behaves like an accomplice.