Don't Touch Me - Hand Crème - Island Citrus

EST AVAILABLE DATE: 8/15 - if ordered before available date, we will place this item on backorder and reach out once it's available to ship The hand crème for people who love smooth skin but hate everyone else. Don’t Touch Me combines lightweight hydration with a delightfully antisocial attitude. Made with nourishing cocoa butter and fast-absorbing jojoba oil, this clean, vegan, and cruelty-free formula leaves hands silky AF without the greasy feel. The bright, sunny blend of island citrus delivers instant mood-lifting energy - without requiring any actual human interaction. Packaged in a recyclable tube with a chic gold cap, it’s a functional self-care staple wrapped in unapologetic personality.