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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 A lightweight, breathable tee printed with a playful, tongue-in-cheek design that mixes bold retro lettering with a small illustrated character. Wear it casually at home or out with friends when you want to spark laughs and start conversations. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin, while a classic crew neck and relaxed fit let it layer easily under a jacket or pair with jeans. Subtle natural flecks show in unprocessed shades, giving each shirt a little character. Durably printed sleeves and neck labels keep the look tidy wash after wash. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching - DTG/DTF printed graphics for vibrant, long-lasting color - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean