The History of Our Earth Pocket Tee (Pre-Order)

This is a Pre-Order, please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. You hear it at the top of every episode. Now you can wear it. The line that opens every Blurry Creatures show goes full size across the back: the history of our earth is so different from what we can imagine. Up front, a small crest with crossed palms, a pyramid, and a hovering UFO sits above the pocket, so the people who know will spot it from across the room and the people who don’t will ask. Comfort Colors 6030 heavyweight pocket tee in Black, Mystic Blue, and Emerald Green, printed in pink. 6.1-ounce, 100% US ring-spun cotton, soft-washed and garment-dyed for that broken-in feel from the first wear. Black 4XL and 5XL come on the Gildan 2300, a heavyweight 100% cotton pocket tee with a classic fit and reinforced construction. The pocket fits your phone, your sunglasses, or one very small artifact you probably shouldn’t have.