Slowest Car Keys T-Shirt

Last up the trail. First to decide when we leave.Every hiking group has one: the person bringing up the rear, stopping for photos that are definitely not breathers, insisting the view is better at this pace. This one says "I Might Be the Slowest, But I've Got the Car Keys," set over a winding trail, a couple of pine trees and a signpost pointing onward with more confidence than you feel.It's for the steady hiker who knows that speed is overrated and leverage is everything. The fast ones can wait at the trailhead. They'll have plenty of time to admire the parking lot.