Negative Affirmations: Sarcastic Gag Gifts | Dark Humor Gifts | Disappointing Affirmations

SPIRAL WITH INTENTION: 50 soul-crushing affirmations and hilariously unhelpful “meditation” exercises to help you spiral with intention. FOR PEOPLE WHO EXPECT THE WORST: A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone allergic to motivational quotes. SURPRISINGLY THERAPEUTIC: Pull a card whenever you need a break from pretending everything’s fine. THINGS COULD BE WORSE: No crystals, no mantras, no growth journeys—just sharp, self-aware humor that reminds you things could always be worse. SFW: No swear words or dirty cards.