STUMPY Michael 6.2

**Meet Stumpy Michael 2.0.** Shortest in oz, But Thick, Ribbed, and more Girth, Absolutely shameless. Stumpy’s had some work done, and he’s ready to show it off. 🍑 **A broad 22 cm base.** We’ve always believed in a substantial bottom. 💪 **Thicker 304 stainless steel walls.** Rock hard, with curves you’ll struggle to keep your hands off. 🔥 **Corrugated sides.** Ribbed strength pleasure . 💦 **A massive 6.2 litres.** For when a little squirt just won’t satisfy. 👄 **Chug cap or straw.** Take it fast or take it slow. Stumpy accommodates. Born in Eromanga, a long way from the sea—but surprisingly good at keeping things wet. We’ve left him completely naked. No paint. No covering. Just bare stainless steel, catching the light and making a scene in the back of your ute. Prefer a little protection? We’ve got something coming. **Got Stumpy?** **You’ll know when you’re holding one.**