The Tablelands Pack — 12 Glass-Free Cocktails for Far North Queensland
8–11 October 2026 · Mareeba, Tropical North QLD Four days in the tropics. Make camp the good bit. Four days camping on the Tablelands in October means long, hot nights and a campsite that's the only bar you actually control. Stock it properly. The Tablelands Pack — 12 bar-quality cocktails $159 Express Post included · order by 4pm Thu 1 Oct Add to cart — $159 Twelve 130ml pouches · 8.7–16% ABV · standard drinks on every label · free lanyard · 18+ What's inside The curated dozen for four days on the Tablelands 2× Pornstar Martini 2× Fabulous Cosmopolitan 2× Amaretto Whisky Sour 1× Espresso Martini 1× Mai Tai 1× Tommy's Margarita 1× Elderflower Gin Gimlet 1× Shiso Sour 1× Piña Colada Nine styles across the range, 8.7–16% ABV — doubled up on the three crowd favourites, with a Mai Tai, a Piña Colada and a Tommy's Margarita for the hot part of a Mareeba afternoon. Each one is a complete bar-quality cocktail in a resealable 130ml pouch. Nothing else to pack — no spirits, no mixers, no shaker, no cups, no limes. Straight into the esky. In that heat, the ice is doing the real work anyway. Wearable Clip it on and get your hands back Wear it, don't carry it. Every order comes with a free lanyard and the pouch clips straight on — hands free for the chair, the fan and the chorus. Reseal and walk. Cap it between sips and wander three sites down. It's still there when you get back. Seals against the heat and the bugs. An open can in tropical October collects company fast. A resealed pouch doesn't. No cups, no washing up. The pouch is the vessel. Drink straight from the spout, or pour it over ice — nothing to wash in the morning. Bartender-made · camp-shaken You do the ten-second shake. We did the ten years behind the bar. These aren't your average premix. Every recipe is built to bar spec with real spirits and real citrus, mixed fresh in Australia, then sealed while it's still a cocktail. The last step — the bit a bartender does with a shaker — is yours. Step 01 Open Crack the cap and let a breath of air in. The pouch expands like a shaker tin. Step 02 Close Seal it back up tight. Now you're holding a shaker with the drink already in it. Step 03 · the magic Shake Ten seconds. This builds the crema on the sours and lifts the citrus — exactly what a bartender's shaker does. A can can't. Step 04 Sip Straight from the spout, or over ice in whatever's clean. Bar-quality, in the shade of a pandanus. “You've given people their most valuable resource back. Their time. It's bloody brilliant.” — Gordon Ramsay · Food Stars Australia · ★ 4.9 from 1,200+ verified reviews Built for four days in the tropics Why it works at a Far North Queensland campsite 🌴 Built for the heat Nine styles including Mai Tai, Piña Colada and Tommy's Margarita — the ones that actually work at thirty degrees and high humidity. 🚫 Zero glass Most campgrounds and events in the tropics ban glass. Pouches are glass-free and crush-proof — always check the current conditions of entry for wherever you're heading. 🎗️ Hands-free on the lanyard Clip it on and wear your cocktail. Both hands back for the camp chair and the chorus. 🎒 Nothing else to pack No spirits, no mixers, no cups, no limes. Twelve pouches and your camp bar is fully stocked for four days. 🧊 Packs flat, both ways 130ml a serve. A round of real cocktails weighs less than one wine bottle and folds down to nothing when you bump out. 📅 Keeps 12 months CitrusFresh™ keeps them fresher than 98% of bars, so whatever camp doesn't get through comes home just as good. 🚚 Express Post included — no delivery charge added at checkout. We dispatch from Canberra, and Far North Queensland is the longest lane we run — Express still needs a few business days to Mareeba. Order by 4pm Thursday 1 October and it'll be sitting at home waiting, well before you pack the car for the drive up the range. Quick answers Which festivals and campgrounds is this for? Any of them. The pack was built for four days camping in the tropics in October — festivals, campgrounds, station stays and long weekends up the range — anywhere with no glass and a lot of heat. It isn't tied to, affiliated with or endorsed by any particular event. Can I take these where glass is banned? MXTOLOGY pouches are completely glass-free and crush-proof, so they pack straight into the esky. Most campgrounds and events ban glass, and every event sets its own rules on what you can bring and where — always check the current conditions of entry for wherever you're heading. We can't speak for any event's rules. What's actually in the pack? Nine styles across twelve pouches: two each of Pornstar Martini, Fabulous Cosmopolitan and Amaretto Whisky Sour, plus one each of Espresso Martini, Mai Tai, Tommy's Margarita, Piña Colada, Elderflower Gin Gimlet and Shiso Sour. It's a curated dozen built for four days in the tropics, so you always know what you're getting. Are these actually bar-quality, or are they premix? Bar-quality. Every recipe is built to bar spec with real top-shelf spirits and real citrus, mixed fresh in Australia at 8.7–16% ABV, then sealed. The one step left is the shake — ten seconds in the pouch does what a bartender's shaker does, including building the crema on the sours. Gordon Ramsay chose them for his winning team on Food Stars. How do you drink a cocktail pouch? Open · Close · Shake · Sip: unscrew the cap to let air in, close the lid, shake for ten seconds to liven the citrus and build the crema, then drink straight from the spout — or pour it over ice. No shaker, no mixers, nothing to wash up. Is twelve enough for four days? Most campers land around 2–3 a day, so a twelve-pack is roughly three a night across four days for one person, or a nightly round for a group of three or four. Anything you don't get through keeps for months and comes home with you. How many standard drinks is a pouch? Between 0.9 and 1.6 standard drinks depending on the cocktail (8.7–16% ABV), printed on every label — much easier to pace across four days in the heat than free-pouring spirits at camp. How long will delivery take to Far North Queensland? Longer than it takes to the southern states. We post out of Canberra, so Mareeba and Cairns are the longest run we do — Express still needs a few business days. Order by 4pm Thursday 1 October and the earlier the better. Express Post is included with the pack either way. Reviews What campers say about the cocktails in this pack 4.9 ★★★★★ Verified Okendo reviews left on the individual MXTOLOGY cocktails that make up the Tablelands Pack. The pack itself is new for 2026 — these are reviews of the drinks inside it, from people who took them camping and to festivals. ★★★★★ Outstanding. “Was camping and needed to dilute as the flavours are wonderfully strong. Added a bit of soy milk, nervous it would ruin it. No it didn't. The flavours in this was amazing, the frothy coconut and pineapple topping is well worth the mixing — will be buying again” Donna G. · Verified Buyer · on Piña Colada ★★★★★ Pick me up!! “Bought for the Mundi Mundi Bash, these were just the little pick me up, either as a starter or as s nice finisher. No glass makes them a perfect festival and travel addition” Linda R. · Verified Buyer · on Espresso Martini ★★★★★ Best way to drink “One of my favorite cocktails in the easiest way to drink it. Even better that it's in a pouch, and attached to the lanyard... No glass means I can be in more places with my drink.” Melanie B. · Verified Buyer · on Espresso Martini ★★★★★ Mai Tai “No glass, no swag, Just rum in a bag. Sip, smile, relax Tastes like beach and snacks.” Jack H. · on Mai Tai ★★★★★ Delicious “Unreal got to carry away with the lanyard” Joel · on Piña Colada ★★★★★ Amazing summer party starter “Luv luv luved these babies....... was able to socialise and dance while not putting my drink down. These should be available at every club and festival” Lisa H. · on Fabulous Cosmopolitan 18+ only — please drink responsibly. Every event and campground sets its own conditions of entry, including what alcohol you can bring and where; always check the current terms for wherever you're heading. MXTOLOGY cannot speak for any event's rules. Reviews shown above were left on individual MXTOLOGY cocktails, not on this pack. MXTOLOGY is an independent brand and is not affiliated with, endorsed by or an official partner of any event.
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