Funny Retirement Card – What a Fucking Waste

You gave that place the best years of your life. What a fucking waste. Still, it’s over now. Congratulations. A brutally honest funny retirement card for a colleague, friend, boss or workmate who has finally escaped the world of meetings, emails, pointless Teams calls and pretending to care about quarterly objectives. The card reads: “YOU GAVE THIS PLACE THE BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE. Enjoy freedom” Perfect for someone retiring from work who appreciates rude humour and would rather have a laugh than receive another card about putting their feet up. Product details • A6 card • Printed on 350gsm card • Blank inside for your own message • Supplied with an envelope • Designed and printed in the UK