I'm Sorry Dave, I Can't Let You Do That Nat 1 T-Shirt

This funny sci-fi D20 t-shirt is for everyone whose game master has ever said no in the calmest, most reasonable voice imaginable. A retro spaceship computer panel stares out from the shirt, and where you'd expect the ship's voice to come from sits a twenty-sided die showing a natural 1. Its verdict on your plan: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. Film buffs will recognize the homage to a certain red-eyed ship's computer: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." It's the perfect stand-in for a nat 1. There's no anger and no drama, just a polite, unshakable refusal to let your rogue pick that lock, your pilot pull off that maneuver, or your wizard open the pod bay doors. Printed on a soft [cotton / blend] tee in [shirt color(s)]. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low. And now for something completely different: the fantasy dice curse, now available in space.