Goodr MG Operation: Blackout

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR. 1 NO SLIP 2 NO BOUNCE 3 ALL POLARIZED 4 ALL SPEED 5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 NO LEOPARDS Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).