Tiny Cheeseman is a cute little guy that represents everything fun and absurd- He now has posable arms and a gun. USES: Keep Cheeseman in your bed at night and he will connect to your subconscious- protecting you from nightmare creatures. Even more effective now that he has a gun. Hold Cheeseman during the day and he will tell you what to do in moments of uncertainty. The gun has no impact on this function. WARNING: Cheeseman is NOT qualified to give financial advice, but that does not stop him. All who touch Cheeseman will be permanently altered in a way that is imperceptible to humans.