French Country PRE-ORDER
PRE-ORDER ETA: LATE MAY For when your aesthetic is “soft, elegant, and absolutely judging that cup ring on my marble.” These blue and white ceramic coasters bring all the grandmillennial, French-country, coastal-grandma energy straight to your coffee table. A mix of florals, damask, ticking stripes, and gingham makes it look like your drinks are sitting on tiny designer wallpapers. They’re: Pretty enough that guests will actually use a coaster Perfect for iced coffee, wine, cocktails, and emotionally necessary tea Chic enough for blue chinoiserie decor, French country kitchen, or coastal farmhouse style Stack them on a tray, bar cart, or nightstand and suddenly your whole house looks a little more put together—even if the laundry mountain says otherwise. 🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY 4" diameter of pure sophistication Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty) Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance) Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these) Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs) Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge) PERFECT FOR Impressing your mother-in-law Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive Pretending you're part of the royal family Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine Making your friends think you've got your life together Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget WARNING: Side effects may include Sudden urges to host tea parties Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things Referring to your home as your "estate" Speaking with a vaguely British accent DETAILS: 4" Ceramic Coasters Double as decor Dishwasher safe (yes, really!) Cork Back to prevent scratching Each coaster comes in a brown square display box UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler) Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible) Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees