Funny Hiking Shirt – Out of Breath Hiking Society Retro Tee

Membership is mandatory. Breathing is optional. This is a shirt for the person who hikes 0.3 miles, calls it a "trail," and immediately questions their life choices. The retro propaganda-poster design says what your lungs are screaming on every incline: you are out of breath, and you're still going. Printed on a soft, heavyweight tee — true to size, holds up to actual trail sweat, not just Instagram sweat. Out of Breath Hiking Society. I hate this. I'll do it again. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4 S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155 5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165