Sinister Affirmations Bundle

What sorcery is this? A sinister selection of eerie enchantment that's both delightfully dark and can successfully shrink excessive screen time? All while saving you money and qualifying for free shipping? It would appear that magic is real! The Sinister Affirmations Bundle includes: Sinister Affirmations: 52 hilariously dark and empowering quotes that serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for setting your intention before a big work meeting or stressful family gathering. Printed on thick card stock with black & rose gold ink with a satiny finish, shipped in a stylish luxe box that's so gorgeous you'll want to make it a centerpiece of your home decor, whether you live in a castle, a gingerbread house, or a chicken-legged hut in the woods. Includes a sturdy wooden display stand (painted black, naturally — it does go with everything, after all). Bloodthirsty & Bewitched - An Activity Book for Strange & Unusual Adults: 96 pages of mazes, coloring pages, word searches, crosswords, cryptograms, trivia games, logic puzzles, word games, math puzzles, Rebus puzzles, and so much more printed on thick 100 lb. paper stock to prevent bleed-through no matter the implements you favor, be they pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or raven quills dipped in the blood of your enemies. Loaded with hours and hours of analog fun suitable for solo entertainment or group play with your coven! Grievance Journal: Gratitude has its place, but sometimes you just need to VENT! The Grievance Journal features 52 unique writing prompts covering a range of topics to help focus your intent and purge your frustrations in a healthy way, and 52 darkly funny epigrams to help alleviate your frustrations with life's daily aggravations. Don't fly into a panic at the sight of a blank page and need writing prompts? Aren't we the pretty one. With a mix of lined and blank pages, there is plenty of room throughout the Grievance Journal for free-form venting and/or doodling. With luxurious hardcover binding and a tastefully goth design aesthetic, this is one journaling practice you'll actually look forward to keeping up with.