Death Before Decaf Double-Sided Mug

Decaf is not a beverage. It is a threat. Death Before Decaf is for coffee people who treat weak cups and cheerful morning conversation with equal suspicion. A grinning zombie waits in the electric chair between two skulls while orange lightning makes the final argument. The sentence is printed on both sides. The Sentence 11 oz white ceramic mug for coffee with a pulse Electric-chair zombie, twin skulls, and lightning-bolt scene printed on both sides Acid-green skin, scorched orange clothing, bone-white type, and blood-red branding Glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle Microwave-safe because cold coffee is cruel and unusual punishment Lead- and BPA-free Stay of Execution Dishwasher safe Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap Not a mug for weak coffee. Exactly the point. Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.