Bridge Burning and Other Hobbies by Kitty Flanagan

Before Kitty Flanagan was making rules, she was burning bridges ... Kitty has been locked in a freezer in Western Australia, insulted about the size of her lady parts in Singapore and borne witness to the world's most successful wife swap in suburban Sydney. It's these valuable lessons from The University of Life that have taught her so many things, including the fact that cliches like 'The University of Life' are reeeally annoying. In these funny, true stories, Kitty provides advice you didn't even know you needed. Tips on how not to get murdered while hitch-hiking, how to break up with someone the wrong way, and the right way, why it's important to keep your top on while waitressing, and why women between the ages of thirty-seven and forty-two should be banned from internet dating. Bridge Burning and Other Hobbies is a collection of laugh-out-loud, cautionary tales from one of Australia's favourite comedians. What people are (Kitty Flanagan is) saying about this book: 'Finally, a book that doesn't tell you to stop eating sugar.' 'I wrote a letter to my younger self and told her to buy this book.'