Stop Honking! I'm Eating Shredded Cheese From a Bag
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description: Stop Honking Shredded Cheese Bumper Sticker STOP HONKING. There are more important things happening in this vehicle. Specifically, I’m wrist-deep in a bag of shredded cheese like a raccoon who just discovered dairy. This bumper sticker features the extremely reasonable declaration, “STOP HONKING! I’M EATING SHREDDED CHEESE FROM A BAG,” alongside a glorious clear bag stuffed with shredded cheese. Road rage? No. Road Gruyère. Funny Bumper Sticker for People With Priorities This funny bumper sticker is for anyone who understands that sometimes the drive home requires a fistful of cold shredded cheddar eaten directly from the bag. No plate. No dignity. No witnesses—except the person behind you laying on their horn. Stick this rectangular design on your car, truck, toolbox, or another smooth, glossy surface. Rectangular designs are approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches and handmade, so sizing can vary slightly. Mockups are not to scale. Weatherproof Sticker Built for Cheese Emergencies Choose the weatherproof sticker version for premium all-weather vinyl that’s waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, and car-wash safe. It’s built to survive rain, sun, road grime, and whatever happens when mozzarella becomes a driving snack. For best adhesion, clean the surface with water, dry completely, and apply your funny sticker to a smooth, glossy, non-textured surface. Press outward from the center to reduce bubbles. Textured surfaces and low-surface-energy plastics can be difficult even for premium vinyl. Car Magnet for Commitment Issues Want the chaos without permanent attachment? Choose a car magnet instead. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available and recommended for colder climates or aggressive winds. Test your vehicle first: magnets only stick to metal, and many modern bumpers are plastic. Doors, trunks, and metal side panels are often better options. Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather for maximum longevity. Buy 2, Get 1 Free …
brand: Frog Mustard Stickers
sku: Shredded Cheese Sticker
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  value: Sticker, Standard Magnet, Extra Thick Magnet
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  low price: 10.50
  high price: 16.50
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    sku: Shredded Cheese Sticker
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    price: 14.50
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    sku: Shredded Cheese Magnet
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    price: 16.50
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    sku: Shredded Cheese XL

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