Out Of Service T-Shirt
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description: Closed indefinitely, with zero plans to reopen. This funny sarcastic shirt turns the classic vending machine sign into a personal policy — and the follow-up line seals it. Made from soft, breathable fabric with a lightweight feel that earns its place in the everyday lineup. A witty humor tee that's easy to gift, quietly meme-worthy, and made for the blunt honest crowd who stopped taking requests a long time ago.
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