This Is My Polite Face T-Shirt

This is the face HR likes. The other one has opinions, colorful language, and a very short tolerance for unnecessary meetings. We all have a version of ourselves reserved for customer service calls, family gatherings, and conversations that start with, "Can I ask you a quick question?" Wear it to the office, parent-teacher conferences, holiday dinners, or anywhere maintaining professionalism feels like an endurance sport. The vintage apothecary-style illustration gives it the look of an official diagnosis. Which, frankly, it might be. Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717, 6.5 oz garment-dyed tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton and printed in the USA. Maintain Professionalism.