The Havarti Tee

You didn’t set an alarm. You didn’t plan this. It’s 2am, a murderer just got away with it on episode four, and you are standing in front of the open fridge with a handful of shredded cheese that came directly from the bag, and you feel absolutely no shame about any of it. This is not a character flaw, its a lifestyle. That’s Havarti the Cheese Goblin. And Havarti lives in you. This shirt is for the ones who understand. The ones who know that a good episode plus a bad sleep schedule plus whatever’s in the fridge equals a spiritual experience. Whose search history alternates between “unsolved murders 1990s” and “is it bad to eat shredded cheese out of the bag.” It is not bad. It is correct. Perfect for: **Wearing to bed so you’re already dressed when the midnight snack urge hits **Greeting other Cheese Goblins in the wild with a knowing nod **Enraging your mother further when she asks you when you plan to have children You are the goblin. You were always the goblin. Welcome home. Havarti would be proud. Havarti is always watching.