Born to be Wild Card

Once wild, now just selectively energetic. This birthday card captures the evolution perfectly, from late nights and big stories to knowing your limits and respecting a sensible bedtime. Ideal for anyone who still feels rebellious… just not past 9pm. A funny greeting card in a retro pulp paperback-style illustration, featuring a tired-looking man slouched on a sofa holding a drink, with a loosened tie and rumpled shirt. The scene has a worn, vintage book cover aesthetic. Bold yellow and white text reads “Born to be wild but now home by nine”.