Crochet Checkerboard Polo

Do you ever just idly wonder what you’d wear to the World Cup final in the year of our lord 1970? Brazil v Italy. Estado Azteca. 107,000 attendees. Dios bleedin’ mio. Pelé going nutty on it. And you, resplendent in this: 100% cotton yarn and just a good glimpse of flesh from a deep-V carved into a crocheted shirt lightly-inspired by a Hrvatski-style checkerboard pattern. Nah, no. Never thought about it, either. That’d actually be a really silly thing to think about while sitting at your desk, pretending to listen to whatever this man is saying on Zoom. Couldn’t be us.