BigAssDildos.com
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A tube branded BigAssDildos.com, mailed anonymously to whoever you choose. Loud enough to make a post office go quiet. Embarrassing enough that they'll still be explaining it weeks later. The name gets louder every time they have to explain it. Four escalation tiers from embarrassing label to actual physical evidence inside the tube. The Dildo Confetti Bomb variant is for people who believe in commitment.
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