I will literally fly to you and shake your hand

You read that right. I'll check my calendar. I'll book a flight, probably economy because I'm frugal like that. I'll find a hotel, probably a mid-range one with a continental breakfast. I'll travel to whatever you are, your shop, your home, a shady car park with no lights, and we shake hands. Firm grip. Good eye contact. If you're more of a high-five person, I'll adapt on arrival. This is a full-contact, boots-on-the-ground, carbon-emitting act of commitment.