The MaxiSuck 3000

MaxiCorp Presents: The MaxiSuck 3000 – Because Your Floors Deserve More! "It took me an inordinate amount of time to get the MaxiSuck back in its original box, and it ran over my toes twice, as well as the cat’s tail. I hope this is not a recurring problem, and I look forward to trying the new model." ### Thank you for contacting MaxiCorp Customer Reslutions! We're decidated to ensuring* your MaxiHappiness through our wide range of household and garden MaxiHelpers. Maximise your life with MaxiCorp, your companion in all tech innovations! *This is not legally binding. Your experience may vary. Please keep pets and small children away from the MaxiGleam furniture polisher until further notice. We're working on a solution. MaxiCorp, Innovating the Ordinary since 1987! ### Short stories are delivered via Bookfunnel. You can find directions on how to load them onto your e-reader here if you need a little help!