Dumpster Fire Response Team Cap

When everything catches fire, someone inevitably says: “Can you take a look?” This cap is for the people who’ve accidentally become the organisation’s unofficial emergency services. The ones called in when deadlines implode, projects derail, stakeholders panic, or someone confidently announces, “It’s a quick fix.” You don’t start the dumpster fires. You just keep getting assigned to them. Congratulations on your promotion to Dumpster Fire Response Team Leader. The role nobody applied for, but somehow everyone recognises. Classic dad cap embroidered with “Dumpster Fire Response Team” on the front and “Team Leader” on the back. One size fits most - Adjustable with buckle closure.