I'm'll Drink Some Eggnog Tee

The Download’s favorite grammar gets dressed up for the holidays. “I’m’ll Drink Some Beer” swapped out the booze for 'nog, though nobody’s checking what you pour in it. It has big distressed varsity lettering, a Santa hat on top, holly underneath, and Dale Jr. Download across the bottom, all printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee that’s soft from the first wear. Is “I’m’ll” a word? It is in this house. How do you spell it? Don't ask Dale Jr. Raise a glass anyway.