Surf and Turf Sleeveless Shirt

Imagine the person inventing the surf and turf. like, one day this dude was like wow I really want to eat a big ole steak AND a lobster. pasture-raised meat just ain't cutting it by itself, I need to eat a crustacean alongside it. I'll also do a baked potato and steamed broccoli. After that glorious day, this person would henceforth call this creation, The Surf and Turf. It's also the name of this doggy shirt. Perfect for the beach OR the mountains! ya know?