Boobie Assassin Reusable 5x7 Fabric Sticker

For the person who wakes up disappointed to find everyone is still here and apparently expects them to participate. Peel it, stick it, move it around, and let this bird deliver the cheerful morning greeting your soul was too tired, or legally advised, to say out loud. Made from textured matte fabric, this sticker has the feel of tiny wall art with the commitment level of a houseplant you can’t kill. It is removable, reusable, and drama-free, which is helpful when your morning personality is already doing enough. Perfect for laptops, lockers, dorm rooms, office cubicles, mirrors, smooth walls, coffee stations, craft rooms, or anywhere that could use a little dark humor before noon. Great for: Bird lovers Morning people, ironically Not-morning people, accurately Overworked coworkers Teachers, nurses, retail warriors, and introverts Funny office gifts “I saw this and immediately heard your voice” gifting Product details: Reusable fabric sticker Removable and repositionable Drama-free application 5x7 packaged size Original Pithitude illustration Textured matte finish Designed for laughs, caffeine, and suspiciously specific morning energy Peel. Stick. Repeat. Follow up with the assassins. Pithitude® and all material pertaining thereto is a registered Trademark: No. 5,444,533.