Aged Like Whiskey Funny Birthday Card

“I’m not calling you old… but if you were whiskey, you’d be really expensive.” This funny birthday card pairs a detailed whiskey glass illustration with a dry punchline, printed in high-quality color for someone who appreciates good bourbon and birthdays without the sentimental fluff.It’s the easy pick for husbands, dads, grandpas, brothers, and friends who are becoming increasingly valuable with age. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.Product Details• One 5 × 7-inch funny birthday card • Detailed whiskey glass illustration, printed in color • Printed on quality card stock • Blank inside for your own message • Coordinating envelope included • Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed cardSize & Format• 5 × 7 inches • Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards • Standard portrait orientationPackaging & Shipping• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality • Ships with a matching envelope • Printed and shipped from the USAPerfect For• Whiskey and bourbon lovers • Husbands, dads, grandpas, and brothers • Milestone birthdays and retirement celebrations • Pairing with a bottle, book, mug, or small giftComplete Your CollectionLooking for more sarcastic aging humor? Browse the full collection of funny birthday cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more milestone-approved punchlines.FAQIs this whiskey birthday card blank inside? Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message. What size is this card? It’s a 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope. Would this work as a retirement card too? Yes, the aging joke fits retirement just as well as a milestone birthday.© Designs by Linda Nee LLC