Funny Quote T-Shirt — "I don't have ducks in a row... I have squirrels and they're all over the place"

This will surly put a smile on people faces when you come out with this soft, sturdy tee carries a wry, woodland-ready message: short, bold type centered on the chest reads like a private joke you’ll wear out loud. The medium-weight cotton drapes comfortably and holds up through washes, while the classic crew neck and relaxed cut make it an easy go-to for weekend errands, hikes around the neighborhood park, or coffee with friends. The slightly vintage, high-contrast print reads clearly on the dark fabric, giving the shirt a low-key, outdoorsy humor that lands whether you’re walking a trail or lounging at home. It feels lived-in from the first wear and stays true to shape thanks to reinforced shoulder tape and a ribbed collar. Ethically sourced cotton and quality printing mean the design stays crisp without sacrificing comfort. Product features - Durable 100% / blended cotton construction for year-round comfort - Medium-weight (180 g/m²) fabric that holds shape and print through washes - Tubular knit with shoulder tape and ribbed collar for stretch resistance and fit retention - DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed chest and sleeve/label graphics - Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for itch-free, safe wear Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean