No Coffee No Talkie Punch Double-Sided Mug

Consider this the warning label. No Coffee No Talkie is for people who are not available for conversation, optimism, or unnecessary eye contact before the first cup. A fist lands squarely in a zombie’s face while the undead victim demonstrates why morning boundaries matter. The warning is printed on both sides. The Warning 11 oz white ceramic mug for enforcing the morning silence Fist-meets-zombie impact scene, flying gore, and No Coffee No Talkie message printed on both sides Bruised brown, rotting green, bone cream, and arterial-red horror palette Glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle Microwave-safe when the coffee gets cold but the attitude does not Lead- and BPA-free Damage Control Dishwasher safe Or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap Coffee first. Words later. Maybe. Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.