UHMWPE Keychain

The strongest keychain you will ever own. Made from UHMWPE webbing — the same ultra-high-molecular-weight polyethylene fiber used in ballistic armor and the slings that hold climbers to cliffs. Pound for pound, stronger than steel. It is holding your keys. It is wildly overqualified for this. Heavy-duty clip on one end, key ring on the other, bartacked like it’s rated for a fall. Flip it over for the fine print: OKN! CLIMBING IS DANGEROUS. Your keys are not climbing. They’ll be fine. Sewn in Tacoma, WA — in the same shop, from the same materials, as our big wall gear.