Soap For Silently Judging

Jules Says: I fully support being kind. I also fully support having one trusted friend who knows exactly what that look means. Soap For Silently Judging Oh...no. LINDA'S HERE. Quick! Look busy. Smile politely. Nod like you're listening. Meanwhile, your internal narrator is accepting awards for Best Original Screenplay. This soap is for everyone who's mastered the fine art of keeping their thoughts to themselves...while mentally writing a novel about the situation. Because sometimes your face is smiling... ...and your brain is absolutely roasting everyone in the room. What it actually says: Front: "Smells like Stormy Thoughts and Side-Eye." "The internal dialogue is scathing." Back: "Oh, cool. LINDA'S here." "Hi Linda!" "Omg, can she be any worse?" (If your name is actually Linda, we sincerely apologize. We're sure you're delightful. 😄) Handmade in the USA with vegan, organic, cruelty-free ingredients, this soap is the perfect gift for your favorite sarcastic friend, coworker, or anyone whose facial expressions deserve an Academy Award. Side: Thunderstorm Scented Honestly? We can't think of a more appropriate scent. Details Approximately 6 oz. Handmade in the USA 100% vegan Organic ingredients Paraben-free Cruelty-free Wrapped in a kraft paper label featuring hilarious sayings on every side