if anyone puts anything in the wrong place i will lose my shit / christmas card

For the person who takes Christmas decorating VERY seriously. This funny and sarcastic Christmas card features a vintage-inspired retro woman surrounded by a Christmas tree, paired with the perfect message for anyone who has a very specific vision for where every ornament, decoration, and holiday item belongs. A hilarious Christmas card for the organized perfectionist, Christmas decorating enthusiast, control freak, or anyone who has ever had a tiny meltdown when someone moved the decorations. Perfect for friends, sisters, moms, coworkers, wives, or anyone who appreciates a little holiday humor and Christmas chaos. Perfect for: Funny Christmas card Sarcastic Christmas card Christmas decorating enthusiast Holiday perfectionist Funny friend Christmas card Retro Christmas lover Christmas humor Someone who takes decorating way too seriously Anyone who has strong opinions about where the ornaments go 😂 Because apparently Christmas decorating is serious business. OUTSIDE: "Merry Christmas if anyone puts anything in the wrong place i will lose my shit" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.