Plankenstein Tee

Plankenstein. Time under tension since 1818.Stitched together from spare parts, zapped to life, and handed two bells bottoms-up. He's been holding the brace ever since. Bottoms-up kettlebells don't forgive a loose grip or a soft core: crush the handle, lock the ribs, and every muscle has to work to keep the bell from tipping.Total body tension. Spare body parts. Rest days are for the living. 100% combed ring-spun cotton Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit Arched Plankenstein title over the full monster on the front Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced Halloween heads-up: each shirt is printed when you order and usually ships in 2–5 business days plus transit, so delivery by October 31 isn't guaranteed. Order early.Farmer Carries Only — farmercarriesonly.com