I Like Turtles Tee

Three words a kid said in a zombie costume. Also a true statement about the snapping turtle that shows up at your dock every May. The illustration is a real snapping turtle. The kind that climbs out of the lake to lay eggs and then ignores you completely. The kind you tell your kids to stay back from. For the people who quote the meme. For the people who know one when they see one. Either way, this is your tee. Made to order. Available for two weeks, while they're still on the move. Then it goes in The Vault.