Common Sense Sold Separately – Leatherette Morale Patch

A retro blister-pack parody reading “Common Sense Sold Separately.” The card shows a grinning pitchman pointing at an empty product cavity with a bold “OUT OF STOCK” stamp across it. Callouts read “Most people don’t have it. You can’t buy it!”, “Rare. Valuable. Essential. Out of Stock.”, a warning box listing side effects like thinking, logic, accountability, and self-awareness, plus notes like “Adulting not included” and “Everyone wants it. Nobody has it.” The mood is sarcastic and retail-satire.Features Tough enough to live on a jacket, pack, or range bag. Clean, bold design that reads fast at a glance. Flexible face that wipes clean after hard use. Stays put on loop panels during daily wear. Velcro® style hook or heat-activated backing available. Size2.74" x 3.25"Perfect For Calling out nonsense at work, the range, or the gym. EDC packs, plate carriers, hats, and jacket sleeves. Gifts for teammates who get the joke. Bundle with other sarcasm and warning-label patches.