SOMN Sleep 90 Day Supply

SOMN ! Stock Alert Due to high demand, current inventory is limited. Orders placed today ship within 24 hours — but we cannot guarantee availability beyond the current batch. If you're ready to start sleeping again, don't wait. Intranasal Sleep Formula You're exhausted. You close your eyes. Nothing happens. Three compounds. Onset in minutes. Wake up clear — not wrecked like you took a NyQuil. You know the feeling. Body is done. Brain won't agree. You lie there replaying conversations, running tomorrow's scenarios, watching the clock move toward 2am. This isn't a character flaw. It's your nervous system stuck in overdrive with nowhere to go — and no one ever gave it the shutdown signal. SOMN delivers it directly, in minutes, without the foggy, heavy, useless morning that OTC sleep aids leave you with. ~3min to onset both formats 0 morning grogginess 90 nights per bottle $0.67 per night both formats The pattern that won't stop You lie awake with a completely quiet life on paper — and a brain that refuses to stop You fall asleep, then jolt awake at 3am with your heart already running You tried melatonin. You slept — then spent the next morning in a fog wondering why you felt worse You've done NyQuil. It worked — and cost you half the next day to recover from it You don't want to be sedated or drugged. You just want your brain to actually stop. You don't have a sleep problem. You have a brain that never learned to shut off. The difference no one talks about Fall asleep in minutes. Wake up like yourself. Melatonin leaves you groggy and disrupts your hormones. Most OTC sleep aids — the "PM" formulas, the nighttime liquids, the sleep gummies — work by sedating your central nervous system with a compound that lingers for hours after you wake up. That foggy, slow, can't-think-straight feeling the next morning isn't a side effect. It's the active ingredient still in your system. SOMN contains no sedating compounds. No melatonin. No antihistamines. It removes the neurological friction keeping you awake — your NMDA receptors over-firing, your GABA system underdelivering, your brain stuck in a state it can't exit. Once that friction is gone, sleep happens on its own. And in the morning, there's nothing to sleep off. What's inside — and what it actually does Difficulty falling and staying asleep isn't a weakness. It's the result of depleted brain magnesium, insufficient GABA inhibition, and excess neuronal excitability. Your brain cannot downregulate on command when these systems are out of balance. SOMN targets all three — delivered intranasally so compounds actually reach your brain instead of being destroyed in your gut. Mag L-Threonate The Foundation 10mg The only magnesium that crosses the blood-brain barrier Most magnesium never reaches your brain. Magnesium L-Threonate is the only form clinically shown to cross the blood-brain barrier in meaningful concentrations. Low brain magnesium keeps NMDA receptors chronically over-firing — which is why you feel wired even when your body is spent. This corrects it at the source. Builds over 2–3 weeks. The longer you use it, the quieter your nights become. L-Theanine The Quieter 10mg Slows the internal monologue — without sedating you L-Theanine promotes Alpha brainwave activity — the state between focused and asleep — without sedation and without a morning hangover. You don't feel drugged. You feel your thoughts slow down, the urgency drain out, the grip loosen. Unlike the sedating compounds in most OTC sleep aids, L-Theanine is fully metabolized before morning. You wake up clear. GABA The Brake Pedal 10mg Your brain's primary off-switch — finally delivered correctly GABA physically slows nerve firing. The problem: oral GABA is destroyed before it reaches your CNS. Mucosal delivery bypasses this entirely — absorbed through vascularized tissue directly into systemic circulation, GABA enters your bloodstream intact. Most users notice a physical wave of calm within minutes. Not drowsiness. Not the heavy, lingering sedation of an OTC sleep aid. Calm. And it clears completely before morning. Why delivery method changes everything If you've taken GABA or L-Theanine capsules and felt nothing — the delivery method was the problem, not the molecule. Oral supplements travel through your GI tract and liver — a process that destroys most of what you swallowed, especially GABA. Both SOMN formats sidestep this entirely through mucosal absorption, bypassing digestion and delivering compounds intact. Nasal spray: Absorbed through the nasal mucosa — densely vascularized tissue with direct access to systemic circulation. Three sprays before bed. Onset in approximately 3 minutes. 90 nights per bottle. Sublingual dropper: Held under the tongue and absorbed through the sublingual mucosa. Same bypass of first-pass metabolism, same effective bioavailability. Two drops per serving, held 60 seconds before swallowing. 90 nights per bottle. Same formula. Same efficacy. Choose the format that fits your routine. SOMN vs. everything else you've tried SOMN Melatonin NyQuil / Benadryl Feel it working tonight ~3 min 30–60 min 30–45 min Morning grogginess None Common 8–12 hrs Hormonal disruption None Yes None Tolerance / dependency None Rebound risk Builds over time Addresses root cause Gets better over time What to expect — and when Night 1 The Quiet Hits FastWithin minutes, most users feel a physical wave of calm. Thoughts slow down. The urgency drains. You don't feel sedated or heavy — you feel like your brain finally got permission to stop. You fall asleep. Morning 1 No Fog. No Hangover.This is what surprises people most. No groggy crawl out of bed. No hour of feeling like the drug is still running. You wake up the way sleep is supposed to leave you — because SOMN clears your system completely before your alarm goes off. Wk 1–2 Faster Onset, Fewer Wake-UpsGABA and L-Theanine work from night one. By week two, most users are falling asleep faster and the 3am spiral starts to fade. The pattern that felt permanent starts to break. Wk 3+ The Baseline ShiftsMagnesium L-Threonate builds in your brain over 2–3 weeks. This is when the structural change happens — nights that used to feel like a battle start to feel ordinary. The quiet becomes the new normal. From people using it "I've taken melatonin for years. It worked but I woke up feeling wrecked every morning. First week on SOMN — I'm falling asleep faster and waking up actually feeling like a human. That's never happened with any sleep supplement." Rachel T. 44 · 5 weeks in Verified "I used to take NyQuil when I really couldn't sleep. Yeah, I'd pass out — but the next day was basically gone. SOMN puts me to sleep just as fast and I wake up completely clear. There is no comparison." Dan M. 51 · 2 months in Verified "The 3am wake-ups were destroying me. My brain would switch on and I couldn't get back. Week 2 it basically stopped. I'm sleeping through the night for the first time in years and I wake up sharp." Chris V. 38 · 3 weeks in Verified This is not for you if You want to be knocked unconscious — SOMN removes what's keeping you awake, not your awareness You won't use it consistently — Magnesium L-Threonate builds over weeks, not overnight You're on three espressos at 5pm and your phone at midnight — no compound out-runs those habits You want the sedated feeling — this is not a sedative and was never meant to be Sleep that works. Mornings that don't cost you half the day. The reason most sleep products fail isn't the idea — it's the tradeoff. You trade a rough night for a foggy morning and call it progress. Melatonin, NyQuil, Benadryl — they all operate the same way: sedate you hard enough to stop the problem, then leave you to absorb the aftermath. SOMN isn't a sedative. It's a signal. Your brain already knows how to sleep — it's stuck. Three compounds remove the neurological friction keeping it awake, let sleep happen on its own, and clear your system completely before morning. You wake up the way sleep is supposed to leave you: ready. Right now: Buy 1 Get 1 Free at $79.99 — or Buy 2 Get 2 Free at $159.99. Stock is limited and this offer won't last. What does a bad night's sleep actually cost you? A day of decisions made at 70% of your actual capacity The workout you skipped because you were too wrecked to start The conversation you handled wrong because your patience was gone by 9am The slow creep of chronic sleep debt that compounds every single night you don't fix it $79.99 buy 1 get 1 free $159.99 buy 2 get 2 free $0.44 per night b2g2 deal 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee Fall asleep faster and wake up clear within 30 days of consistent nightly use — or full refund, no questions asked. No forms. No argument. With BOGO you have 180+ nights to know it's working — more than enough runway. How to use + Nasal spray: Three sprays, 30 minutes before bed. Alternate nostrils — one or two per nostril. Tilt head slightly forward, breathe in gently. Don't sniff hard. 90 servings per bottle. Sublingual dropper: Two drops under the tongue, 30 minutes before bed. Hold for 60 seconds before swallowing. Do not eat or drink for 5 minutes after. 90 nights per bottle. Dim your environment after dosing — screens off, lights low. SOMN works with your biology. Give it something to work with. Stay consistent for 3 weeks. GABA and L-Theanine work from night one. Magnesium L-Threonate builds. Week 3 is when most people say something quietly shifted. Will I feel groggy the next morning? + No. This is the core difference between SOMN and most over-the-counter sleep products. Melatonin disrupts your hormonal rhythm and commonly causes next-day grogginess. Most OTC "PM" formulas — the nighttime liquids, capsules, and gummies — work by sedating your central nervous system with a compound that has a long half-life. The fog you feel the next morning isn't a side effect. It's the active ingredient still circulating in your system. The more often you use them, the more tolerance builds. SOMN contains no sedating compounds and no melatonin. L-Theanine promotes natural Alpha-state relaxation with zero residue by morning. GABA calms nerve activity acutely and clears completely before you wake up. Magnesium L-Threonate supports sleep architecture without sedating you at all. Most users report waking up clearer than before they started — because they're getting actual sleep instead of being chemically suppressed through it. Is this safe with medications? + Magnesium L-Threonate, L-Theanine, and GABA are naturally occurring compounds your body already produces or processes. No known interactions with common medications. If you're on prescription sleep aids, SSRIs, or other CNS-affecting medications, consult your healthcare provider before use. What if I don't notice anything on night one? + GABA and L-Theanine typically produce noticeable calm within minutes on night one. If you feel nothing at all: nasal spray users should confirm they're breathing gently — not sniffing hard, which moves the compound past the absorption site. Dropper users should confirm drops are held under the tongue for a full 60 seconds. Magnesium L-Threonate takes 2–3 weeks of consistent nightly use to build. The structural improvements — staying asleep, waking clear — compound over time. If you reach 30 days of nightly use without any change, we refund you in full. Full ingredient list + Water, Propylene Glycol, Magnesium L-Threonate (Magtein®) 10mg, L-Theanine (γ-glutamylethylamide) 10mg, GABA (γ-aminobutyric acid) 10mg, Sodium Hydroxide. Free of: melatonin, antihistamines, sedatives, parabens, sulfates, dyes, fragrances. Never tested on animals. Vegan. Caution + Nasal spray: for nasal use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Sublingual dropper: for oral use only, hold under tongue, do not swallow immediately. Discontinue if irritation occurs. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Consult your healthcare provider before use if pregnant, nursing, or on prescription medication. † These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.