Bad Parking Cards — Road Rage Edition
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description: So satisfying you'll start looking for bad parkers just to hand them out. For the parker who treats the lot like a personal driveway — these cards say what deep breathing couldn't. Slip one under the wiper. Walk it off. Channels road rage into something everyone can laugh about. Pre-written and ready to deploy from the glove box the moment someone tests your patience. Cathartic for the giver, bewildering for the receiver.
brand: Witty Yeti
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