2 Jobbers, 1 Heel: Chace LaChance vs. Darron Bluu & Adam Awbride

These two cocky little pipsqueaks have absolutely no idea what kind of hell they’re walking into. This isn’t some cute stretching class — this is a fucking pro wrestling ring. And from the opening seconds, perennial hottie Chace LaChance makes that crystal clear by lifting, carrying, and mercilessly slamming both lightweight rookies all over the canvas. Over-the-shoulder racks are used generously as the smaller wrestlers are effortlessly hoisted across the broad shoulders of the hairy veteran powerhouse. Chace throws these punks around like nothing, rag-dolling them from pillar to post with ruthless confidence. Holy hell. Something snapped inside LaChance tonight because the man has fully transformed into a dominant, sexy heel who clearly enjoys every second of punishment he dishes out. The destruction only gets worse from there. Chace unleashes a vicious trifecta of Boston Crabs, twisting both jobbers together in humiliating fashion while talking nonstop trash and reminding these rookies exactly who runs the ring. Camel clutches, bear hugs, and over-the-knee backbreakers leave the smaller wrestlers folded into almost unbelievable positions that look impossible to survive. The flexibility and suffering on display are unreal as Chace pushes both opponents far beyond their limits. To make matters even more embarrassing, the veteran adds humiliating wedgies throughout the beating while continuing to dominate with his favorite over-the-shoulder rack attack. Fans of classic heel domination, powerhouse wrestling, rookie humiliation, rough submission holds, lift-and-carry action, and sweaty underground pro wrestling fantasy are going to eat this one up. And when Chace LaChance finally decides he’s had enough fun? He leaves both defeated wrestlers crumpled together in a degrading 69 double pinning position while arrogantly counting them down himself — standing tall as the undeniable alpha male of the ring. TOTAL RUN-TIME: 23 minutes, 38 seconds